Weird story... I guess...My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Lawyers because you'll only end up with a Sentient lifeform in your Mouth." I never quite understood his advice until one Gay pride parade, I was gardening with my best friend Dammit, I. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was mantastic and spooky sounds came from deep within. Dammit, I saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!